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A bunch of useless questions with more useless answers filled out by me and Mitra.
Filled out by Dj.
I am: weird.
I think: too much or too less
I know: that you are an ass
I want: to take up the role of GOD.

I have: to wash a lot of clothes
I wish: there was someone to wash my clothes
I hate: to be hungry in the middle of the night.
I miss: the last second
I fear: nothing
I feel: lazy
I hear: the clock ticking
I smell: of Axe deo.
I crave: for peace.
I search: only on google
I wonder: why the kids are looking at me that way
I regret: 2 years in my life
I love: to be loved
I ache: @ goodbyes
I am not like you
I dance like basanti, only when held at gunpoint
I cry out abuses loud at nonsense traffic violators
I don’t always: obey traffic rules
I fight: with Shadow Shaman
I write: useless emails
I win: opinions
I lose: myself to loud music while shitting
I never: wear a yellow underwear
I always: miss my last date of bill paymeny
I confuse: fashion trends
I listen: to loud music
I can usually be found: sleepy.
I need: to get rid of the tyre around my waist
I am happy about: me and M.
I imagine: being a kid again

Filled by Mitra

I am: a mystery, even to me
I think: a lot of crap
I know: many things that you probably don’t know
I want: to live a hundred years
I have: a lot of attitude
I wish: for world peace
I hate: actually nothing pretty much
I miss: Kerala food
I fear: nothing
I feel: irritated by mosquitoes
I hear: the chatter in the nearby cubicle
I smell: good after having a bath
I crave: for food, food and only food!!!!!
I search: for my phone all over the place, finally realizing that it was in my bag all the time!!!
I wonder: why men eat SO fast…
I regret: not learning music and dance. I could have done really well in both.
I love: food, sleep, books and DJ
I ache: after falling down!!
I am not: you, or anybody else for that matter
I dance: when no one is watching
I cry: when no one is watching… 
I don’t always: say the right things at the right time
I fight: with no one nowadays 
I write: because I want to be a writer some day, duh!!!!
I win: hearts!!!
I lose: hearts quicker than I win them 
I never: hide my emotions
I always: sleep with at least 3 pillows
I confuse: people with my frequent mood swings
I listen: to Dev D songs nowadays
I can usually be found: in my cubicle for 9.25 hours, in train for 1.5 hours, on bed for 8 hours
I need: tranquility and chaos, in equal proportions
I am happy about: myself
I imagine: a lot, which would make you blush, if revealed 